thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

(Source: sneakyfeets, via littlebreadstick)

lizclimo:

fair enough

(via littlebreadstick)

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

(via gnarlybacon)

humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

 

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becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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